I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize