I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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