There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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