i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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