So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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