Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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