i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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