You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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