You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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