Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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