what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I think your dad took our porno
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
