He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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