whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
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Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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