U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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