now i know why i became what i already was.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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