i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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