Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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