I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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