I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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