he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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