Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
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dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Dick very happy bro