I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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