Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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