I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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