there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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