we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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