Too much gin, very little bucket
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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