I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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