i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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