this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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