every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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