i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
