i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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