Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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