She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
We smell like vodka and hangover
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