How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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