It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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