i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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