You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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