I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Randomize
