I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
They have beer where we have blood.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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