Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
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I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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