I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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