so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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