Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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I know where his drugs are but not my pants
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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