I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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