More tranny stories later!
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
it's great music for shaving your balls
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
