yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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