after a month anything with tits is on the radar
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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