he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
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he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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