Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Are these your boobs on my camera?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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