best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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