Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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