how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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