another moral hangover. fuck.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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