guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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