Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!