I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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