i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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