shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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